VaibhavShali Deepak

WARNING

This matter is highly confedential , allowed only for I.T. students, agar ye leak ho gaye to phir aur ek meeting hogi.

Vaibhavshali deepak

Part  3

 Dedicated to D2K And VK2

Ek aur semester D2K aur VK2 hame gyan batne bhage aaye.Pata nahi kyu inhe hamare class se itna lagav hai.March 2011 ke photo-ghotale ke bad VK2 aur DDK jab india ke worldcup jitne ka jash mana rahe the,tabhi ek  anhoni ko aamantran mila.Galti se  DDK ne ek click liya aur usi click ke sath VK2 ka santulan phirse phisla,aur salo purani dosti ek jhatke me khatm ho gayi.

        DDK,jisne VK2 ko gum  ke samander me tairna sikhaya ,jisne VK2 ko dard ke gaharayiose bahar nikala,jisne VK2 ke aatmbal ko aasman ke uchaiopar chadhaya(kabhi kabhi chane ke jhad par bhi chadhaya) usi se apne sare nate todkar VK2  gum ke samunder me phirse dubne laga.DDK ko bhi is bat se bahut bura laga.Apni galti sudharne ke DDK ne networking ko alvida kahkar,database ko apne gale lagaya aur hamara gala ghota. DDK hal hi me agyatwas me chale gaye hai.Pata nahi kab wapas aayenge.Shayad unhe DBMS ki local book ya ppts nahi mili  hongi,isi karan DDK local aur ppt ki khoj me agyatwas me chale gaye.Gaye 5-6 din classes bhi nahi ho rahi hai,syllabus ka to namo-nishan nahi.Lekin hume ek bat ka yakin hai,ki DDK ek kam kar sakta hai jo rajnikant bhi nahi kar sakta,ek din me syllabus pura karna.!! VK2 ke sath sath DDK bhi gum ke andhere me chale gaye hai(Shayad inke aane se gum andhere me chala gaya).Waha ek taraf apne dost ke yad me VK2 phirse networking padhane laga.Intajar bas is bat ka hai ki,kya VK2 aur DDK ki bich ki narajgi dur ho payegi?,kya DDK ko DBMS ki local milegi?,Kya DDK agyatwas se bahar aayenge ?Jan ne ke liye dekhiye agla episode……

                                                To be Continued………..

Happy Independence Day!!!

          At the stroke of midnight, as India moved into August 15, 1947, Jawaharlal Nehru, India's first Prime Minister, read out the famous speech proclaiming India's independence.

The moment ended three centuries of British colonial rule. The land was no longer the summer retreat of British sahibs who fancied spices, shikar, elephants and snake-charmers.

Independence was also the end of nearly a century of struggle for freedom, battles, betrayals and sacrifices. It also created a situation where we were responsible for ourselves.

But it wasn't a period of unqualified joy. For a lot of people, in spite of a new era promised by independence, partition was a painful reality and so was the bloodshed that accompanied it. That was 53 years ago. Much has changed; the struggle for freedom lives on in history books and memoirs, and on the tombstones of valiant martyrs. Politics has undergone a personality change from fiery idealism to a pragmatic cynicism. Karma drives the nation on its way forward, and population has crossed the billion mark.

But, come August 15, and the people put their troubles behind them for a while, as they stand up as a nation for the National Anthem. Along with the soaring cadences of the anthem, the hopes and dreams for a better tomorrow are renewed in political speeches and replays of the deeds of those who earned us our freedom.

Independence Day is an occasion to rejoice in our freedom and to pay collective homage to all those people who sacrificed their lives to the cause. But it is more than that. It also marks the coming together of more than 400 princely states into one nation - India. This was probably our biggest diplomatic success.

Each year, August 15 gives us the reason to celebrate all this, and do much more - it is a time to contemplate what we have and how we achieved it.

Though India had no dearth of religious and community festivals, there was, till Independence, no true national festival that the whole country could partake of. Independence Day, beginning as a day to commemorate the greatest moment in Indian history, has now come to signify a feeling of nationalism, solidarity and celebration.

                                   JayHind !!!

Placement ka Panchnama

Placement   ka panchnama

    Dekhte dekhte college ke teen sal nikal gaye.Final year me aate hi placements ki hawaye bahane lagi.August me bhale hi barish na ho lekin aate hi companies ki barsat hone lagi. Yaha hum karane wale hai placement ka postmortem.

          Placement me sabse pahle hota hai apti clear karne ka sankat jo ki padhai karne se shayad hi dur ho sakta hai.R.S. ki geeta ka path karna jaruri hai aur hamne pichle teen salo me kuch sikha hai kya? iska bhi aatmparikshan karna jaruri hai .Aur sabse mahatwapurn cheej,pariksha ke samay toppers ke pankti me bethiye.Apti me copy na kare,chori kare wo bhi badiwali(apti paper ki,coursey:VKP) .Inhi neeti-mulyo par aap chale tabhi apti ka sankat chur hoga.

          Apti ke bad aata hai,sabse khatarnak aur khoonkhar  technical PI.Yaha hamare gyan ka postmortem hota hai.Ye sankat dur karne ke liye aap din me roj paanch bar LET US C aur do bar K&R ka jap karana jaruri hai.Aur to aur aapke purane maha-granth ke bhi path kijiye. Aapke mansik (aur shari-rik) santulan banaye rakhiye.Yad rakhiye aapki shari-rik paribhasha hi aapke man ka pratibimb hoti hai(wah !wah!).OS aur OS(other subjects) ka path karna aavashk hai.OS(Operating system) bahut mahatwapurna hai,aage se dhyan rakhiye ki OS ka gala  ‘ghotkar’  koi ja na paye.Packege kum hai; kah kar phookat ka maj na kare.Angreji ka adhiktum ucchar kare.DDK aur VKP ko dosh na de,ve nirdosh hai. ‘who is done that?’ aur ‘all those things’ in shabdo ka ucchar na kare.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen(?^n) ho gaya, ki humari practical ki tarah humari placement mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, placement abhi baaki hai mere dost…..